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Prior to that, comedy movies were often rigidly scripted, with the actors following the dialogue as written and then moving on to the next scene.

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But Apatow saw the potential to capture comedic lightning in a bottle and allowed his actors to improvise on-camera. The method led to a huge amount of film being used during the shoot, but the rewards are obvious.

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Now, every comedy filmmaker tries to emulate that improvisational tone. It led to some great quotes too. Updated on July 24th, by Mark Birrell: The best quotes from The Year-Old Virgin are some of the funniest and most memorable from all of Judd Apatow's movieswhich is certainly saying something.

They're also some of the most famous lines from the movie careers of huge stars like Steve Carell, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Jane Lynch, making the film all the more impressive. From the waxing scene to the infamous "bag of sand" line, these hilarious quotes continue to live rent-free in fans' he, and likely will do for many years to come.

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One of the most iconic scenes of The Year-Old Virgin —if not the most iconic—is the chest waxing scene in which Andy painfully tries to get a smooth chest on the advice of Jay. The incredibly painful ordeal causes Andy to blurt out a series of obscenities every time a fresh strip is ripped off. The most memorable of them all, however, is when Andy screams out the name of the American Idol winner. The whole scene is funny, but this particular reaction is so unexpected and out of sync with the rest that it stands out as one of the movie's most famous lines.

Steve Carell delivers it perfectly, with Andy clearly being out of his comfort zone and overcompensating by leaning too hard into the lie. What's funnier is that it actually seems to work.

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When Paula begins to hit on Andy at work, she recounts some of her early experiences, talking about a gardener who serenaded her with what she believed to be a beautiful Guatemalan love song. When she gives a heartfelt rendition of the song, however, the lyrics reveal that it's just a mundane set of Spanish phrases.

Indeed, as per The Washington PostLynch herself revealed in interviews that the lyrics were ripped straight from her high school Spanish textbook.

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It's another moment where the delivery really sells the comedy, with the melody sounding genuinely sweet and convincing but the untranslated lyrics being obviously suspect by the end, even to a person completely unfamiliar with the Spanish language. Most people know Steve Carell as a huge star of TV and movies who is infinitely likable and comedically talented.

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Paula flirts with Andy at work again after sharing her love song with him, reiterating her offer of a no-strings relationship, with Lynch delivering her funniest line in the whole movie. As Andy is clearly in love with Trish, he's uninterested and shows his usual degree of shyness, with Paula making her final pitch with this hilarious line.

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It's the seriousness with which Lynch delivers the final part, after a lengthy pause, that makes it so funny. While Andy and Trish's daughter are at the sexual health clinic talking and asking questions, they're not the only ones there, with other parents and their children also asking their own questions and getting advice.

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When some guidance is given on how to perform sexual acts that don't involve full intercourse, one of the kids comments slyly that the list of acts sounds like his Friday night, to which his exhausted father retorts with a hilarious dose of reality. The pair are only in the movie for this scene but they both kind of steal it, with Seth trying to sound cool and his father matter-of-factly laying out the truth of things.

Andy himself clearly knows how silly a thing it is to say, even as he's saying it, but he's worked himself into a corner by this point and the truth coming out like this helps make the awkward moment endearingly funny. Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, and independent filmmaker.

He's currently in pre-production on his first feature film, and has been for a while because filmmaking is expensive. In the meantime, he's also in pre-production on various short films. You can catch him performing standup at odd pubs around the UK that will give him stage time.

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